Four men were playing a round of gold while in Ireland. One of them sliced, and his ball sailed into a tangle of brush. As he was digging around through the bushes searching for his ball, he surprised a leprechaun.
"Seein' that you found me, I'm bound to grant you a wish", the leprechaun tells him.
After thinking for a minute, the man starts to answer, but the leprechaun cuts him off. "I have to warn you though. Leprechaun wishes are tricky things, 'cause every wish comes with a curse too. Say you be wishin' for a billion dollars. I'd give you the money, but I'd also be making you weak and sickly so you wouldn't be enjoying it. So be prepared that I'll give you your wish, but I'll curse you too."
The man says, "I love golf, but I've never been very good. If I wished to be the best golfer in the world, what would your curse be?"
The leprechaun replies, "I can make you the best golfer the world's ever seen, but if I do I'll make your sex life as bad as your golf game is good."
After just a moment, the man tells the leprechaun, "I'll take that deal." "So be it", says the leprechaun, and then he vanishes into the bushes.
From that moment on the man cannot hit a bad shot. His drives are long and straight. His putts are perfect. He hits at least one hole in one in every round he plays. Before long he has the PGA begging him to join the tour, which he does.
Almost a year to the day after his encounter with the leprechaun, he is back in Ireland and at the same course. Overcome with curiosity, he hits a ball into the brush exactly where he'd lost his ball the year before.
Sure enough, when he goes into the bushes he finds the same leprechaun.
"I'll not be granting you a wish this time", the leprechaun says. "The code only requires me to grant you one wish no matter how many times you find me." "That's ok", the man replies. "This wish has been more wonderful than I could ever have imagined! Since we met, I've not lost a round and I've set course records at every course I've played. I've even won three PGA majors already."
The leprechaun smiles, "Well, that's mighty fine, but how's your sex life been?" "Not bad", the man answers. The leprechaun is incredulous. "How many times have you had sex this past year?" "About 5 or 6 times", is the man's answer. "And you call that not bad?!?" The leprechaun shouts. The man responds, "Well, not for a priest from a small parish."
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