Three men gathered together for a round of golf on Mother's Day. The men were
quite surprised at being "let go" for the day, and each wanted to know how the
other got away from their wife.
The first man said, "I purchased a dozen red roses for my wife, and she was so
happy that she let me go."
The second man said, "I purchased a diamond ring for my wife, and she was so
thrilled with me that she let me go."
The third man said, "I woke up this morning, rolled over, looked at my wife,
and said to her: `Golf course or inter-course,' and she said: I'll put your
clubs in the car.' "
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