Golfers Will Make Any Excuse for Another Hole (Golf Humor)

It's said that a golfer will make any excuse to their loved one to play more golf. The story goes a gentleman (our main character) picks up a few rounds of golf with some of the guys at the office once a week after work. On this particular evening a few rounds turned into a few more, and a few more, and (as most games do) a few more. Looking at the time, our protagonist has a sudden shock, he's late, beyond late. His wife will certainly break and burn his clubs after this one. So he makes like a tree and leaves.

It's beginning to pour rain as he's driving home, and on the side of the road he spot a damsel with her car broken down. He pulls over offers help, she asks for a ride home and so she can leave her car till after the rain calms down.

Having arrived at her house, she ask if he can come in to make sure everything is safe. He's really late to get home to his wife but she persists and he folds. After going in she offers him a drink to repay him for the ride, he insists that he must head home to his wife, she persists and he folds. There's no debate as the two begin embracing each other, tearing at each others clothes they enjoy the company of each other (to say the least). Now fast forward.

He's beyond late at this point, he's cheated on his wife, he doesn't know what he could possibly say to his wife to fix this. He decides he can't lie, he has to be honest with her. Walking into his house he finds the living room light on, his wife sitting in the arm chair, red in the face with fury as she's waiting to hear what he has to say. He comes clean, he explains the girl on the side of the road, explains that what he thought was a good deed became sour real quickly. His plea for forgiveness silences as he looks to her for a response, for a moment all is quiet. Suddenly she speaks... "Bullshit you played another few rounds of golf didn't you?"