Golfers

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9:30 okay?"


George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."


The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.


They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9:30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."


The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again.


"Okay, for 9:30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I�m ten minutes late�"


Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute, you always say you may be ten minutes late. But you�re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."


George said, "Well, that�s true, I�m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she�s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."


"What if she�s lying on her back?"


George said, "That�s when I�m ten minutes late!"


Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis