Their was an foreign man who knew a little english and lived in a hotel, so
one day he told the waitress "i wanta f***" the waitress said "what!!!" i want
f*** i wanta f*** on the table" the waitress answered and said "u better not u
son of a bitch" so the waitress left mad and never gave him a fork. the next day
he went to the manager and said "i wanta s***" the manager said "what!!!" 'i
wanta s*** i wanta s*** on my bed' the manager answered and said " u better not
u son of a bitch" and he never got the sheet he wanted.
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