This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me, I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks?
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife�
� TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but that�s not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary�.
�TWICE a day!!! Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that�s not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute�.
"Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
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