A young couple was golfing. The husband turn came and he hit the ball out of the golf course. The ball ended in someone's house and broke the window. The wife wanted to apologize, so they went to the house and find the owners so they can apologize. They got to the house and the door was open.
They entered the house and found their ball laying right by a Vase which was broken and also there was man sitting in a chair. Wife and husband both started to apologize when the other man stood up and said 'Thank you." Couple was surprised and stopped talking. The man continued "I am a genie and i have been trapped in that Vase for 1745 years. Thank you for releasing me. I will give you three wishes together." Couple got excited but the genie continued "I only have one condition. I haven't had sex in 1745 years. I am really horny and i need to fuck your wife. Give me one night with her and all your wishes be true." Husband looks towards his wife and she nodded.
Husband: Fine. We want to be the richest people alive. We want to always be young and enjoy our sex lives. And we don't want any stress ever.
Genie: Done. Tomorrow your house will grow and your bank balance will thicken.
Genie takes the wife with him upstairs and fucks her all night in every way possible. The next morning the wife says "I cant believe you did not have sex for 1745 years." The genie replies "I cant believe your husband believes in genie."
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