Golf etiquette

Three guys, a father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As
they are on the way out to the first tee they are joking, bulls*******, and
cussing, very much the men's day out. Just before the son is ready to tee off,
this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says that her partner
didn't show and asks if she can join them.


The guys say sure, since she is a really beautiful woman.


The kid kind of grumbles that now they can't cuss and bulls*** around.


The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of
you do, and cuss, smoke, chew, spit or whatever, just don't try to coach me on
my game."


The guys say o.k. And ask if she would like to tee off first.


All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up as she bends over to place the
ball.


She then proceeds to knock the s*** out of the ball right up the middle.


She just starts pounding these guys, par every hole. They get to the 18th and
she has a 12-foot putt for par.


She turns around and says, "you guys have done a great job at not trying to
coach me on my game, I have never shot par before and I am going to ask all of
your opinions in this putt. Now if any of those opinions help me make the par I
will give each of you a blow job that you will never forget."


The guys think what a deal. The kid walks over eyes up the putt for a couple
of minutes and finally says, "lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the
hole, the ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and will go in the cup."


The father walks up and says, "don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches
to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall in the
cup."


The grandfather looks at the both of them in disgust, walks over picks up the
ball and says, "f*** the putt, that's a gimme."