When he came to his favorite par 3, he hit the most glorious shot, and it rolled right in, getting a hole in one. When he picked up the ball, a genie appeared.
"Behold, I am the magic hole in one genie! I will grant you one wish. "
" Wow, well can you make my Johnson longer?"
"Your wish is my command!"
As the round went on, the man started to realize that his junk has been growing the whole game until it finally was hanging out the bottom of his pants leg. Furious, the man returned to the same hole where the genie resided. He hit ball after ball until he finally got another hole in one. The genie appeared again.
"Behold I am the... "
"I know who the hell you are. Look at what you've done." The man lifted up his pants and showed the genie his deal.
"So what is your wish?" asked the genie.
"Can you make my legs a little longer?"
My golf teacher told me this one today.
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