Golf and the physical therapist

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of
the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole.


Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
evident agony.


The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She
explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a
physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she
told him earnestly.


Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes, he
replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch.


But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her
hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How does that feel?
To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.