There was a man that was born with a golden screw in his navel. Everyone told him just leave it alone, but as he grew older, his curiousity was getting the best of him, so he went to several doctors to find out what it was for. None could give him answer and said it must be there for a reason, so leave it alone. One night, watching TV, he noticed a screwdriver on the table beside him, so he grabbed it and started screwing. Finally it came out! Nothing! So he stood up, and his butt fell off.
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