Irishman on a broken plane

Tommy O'Shea sat on a four engined jet one day, feeling very
excited to be flying to Australia for a holiday. Now a very
tired Aussie was sitting next to him called Mark Didgimburro.
Mark was flying back to Australia after a bussiness trip to
Ireland.


After 2 hours into the flight, the piolet sent a message over.
"Exuce me, ladies and gentleman. I'm afraid there is a deley in
our flight. One of our engines has broken down and we will be 1
hour late in Brisbane. Sorry for the inconviniance."


After 2 1/2 hours into the flight, the piolet sent a message
over. "Exuse me, ladies and gentleman. I'm afraid there is a
deley in our flight. The second of our engines has broken down
and we will be 2 ours late in Brisbane. I apologise for the
inconvinience."


After 3 hours into the flight, the piolet sent a message over.
"I beg your pardon, ladies and gentleman but I'm afraid there is
another dely in our flight to Brisbane. Our third engine has
broken down and we will be about 4 hours late to our destinatio."


So by now everyone is really pissed and Tommy turns to Mark and
says, "If the last engine brakes down, we'll be up her
forever!!!"