Dear GodSo far today God,I've done all right I have not Gossiped, Have not lost my temper, Have not been Greedy, Grumpy , Nasty, Selfish or Over-Indulgent. I am really glad about that,BUT,In a few minutes God, I am going to get out of bed, And from then on I'm probably going to need A LOT MORE HELP!Thank You
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