A 17 year old boy in high school was about to go to his first prom. There was this girl he really liked, and didn't want to ask her to prom out of fear she would say no. He finally builds up the courage to ask her to prom and she says yes!
Now he is extremely excited and wants everything to be perfect. So first he goes to the tuxedo shop to rent a tuxedo. It's a couple days before prom so he has to wait in a long line. After 2 hours he finally gets his tux.
Next he has to get flowers. He goes to the flower shop, but it's a couple days before prom so it's packed and he has to wait in a long line. After 2 hours he finally gets the flowers.
Next he has to rent a limo. He goes to the limo rental store the next, but it's the day before prom, so it's packed and he has to wait in a long line. After 2 hours he finally gets the limo rental figured out.
The next day it's finally prom. He gets in his tux, picks up the girl in the limo, gives her the flowers and takes her to prom.
They get to prom and there is a huge line outside for the tickets. After 2 hours they finally get there tickets and go inside.
They dance for a little while, but the girl gets thirsty so she asks the boy if he could go get her something to drink. He goes to the punch bowl and there's no punchline!
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