God was an Engineer


Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It had to be a mechanical engineer, look at all the joints."


Another said, "No, it had to be an electrical engineer, the nervous system is just a marvel of millions of electrical connections."


The third said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline right through a recreational area?"

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