First was to never eat the forbidden fruit. Second, Eve can never, under any circumstances, learn how to swim.
After a few weeks in paradise, watching Adam swim in the pristine ocean, Eve decides she'd had enough. She follows Adam into the surf, and as she reaches waste-deep water the sky darkens, and the clouds part. Gods face appears and he shouts;
"For fucks sake Eve, now all the fish are going to stink!"
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