God?


A little girl and her mom were driving in a car when suddenly a
question came to mind the little asked her mother " Mother is
god black or white?" the mother answered "Whell, honey god is
both black and white." then the little girl asked " Mother is
god gay or straight?" "Well, god is both gay and straight." said
the mother. Then the little girl asked "Is god a man or a woman"
The mother answered " HOney god is both a man and a woman" then
a question came to mind in the little girl that she had to know
she said " Mother! is God Micheal Jackson?"

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