They split up and go into different rooms, in an attempt to find the most valuable goods the fastest. Quickly, Dave yells to Jim, "Hey, I just found a safe! It's pretty big and heavy!"
"Can we fit it into the van?" Jim yells back.
"I think so. Both of us will have to carry it into the trunk, though."
"Okay, let's keep looking."
They continue to look, and Jake makes his way to the master bedroom, where he finds a large wardrobe. Upon opening it, he finds an array of fine clothes. Standing out particularly is a long, South Asian, ornamental drape. Obviously, it was formal wear for the wife.
"Hey, Dave!" Yells Jim, "I found some piece of Indian women's clothing. It looks really valuable!"
"Can we fit it in the van?" Dave yells back.
"Yeah," Jim replies, "but we should both carry it to keep it from touching the ground."
"Okay, good," says Dave. "Now, let's keep-"
They are both interrupted by the sound of car going up the driveway.
"Oh, shit!" Yells Jim. "They're back! We need to get out of here!"
"Wait! We can't just leave with nothing!" Dave yells back.
Jim is nearly hysterical. "Well, what do we take then? All we've found that's valuable, we need to both carry!"
And now Dave is torn. And he thinks. And he thinks. He's thinking so fast, time is slowing down around him. And then he finally reaches a conclusion. "Come down here. We're leaving behind the clothing."
"Well, why?"
"Better safe than sari."
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