The Pastor approaches his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started
today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant-I've heard that
there are many of you out there been a Hen�s and a She�s out of wedlock-if you
been then get up and get out of my church right now!"
Some couples got up and left.
Then he said, "Some of you been a Hen�s and Hen�s-I want you to get up and get
out of my church right now!"
Some guys got up and left.
He says, "Some of you ladies been a she�s and she�s-leave my church right
now!" Some women left.
Old Brother Brown in the back got up and was leaving.
Pastor asked, "Where you going' Brother Brown?"
Brother Brown replied, "I know sooner or later you'll be getting' to men�s and
a men�s and I'm just getting�s head start......"
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