Hind Lick Maneuver

Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young
lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini. Stunned by
her beauty,the two guys stare at her for awhile, debating
whether to approach her, when all of a sudden, she begins to
cough, clutching her throat, and begin to turn blue. (obviously
in serious respiratory distress)


One said to the other, "That gal is having a bad time!" The
other agreed and said, "Do you think we should go help?" "You
bet!" said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can
you speak?" She shook her head no. He then asked, "Can you
breath?" She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up
her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt.
She was so shocked by the act, she coughed up the obstruction
and began to breathe, with embarrassed relief. At which point,
the first Texan looked at his friend and exclaimed, I guess that
hind lick maneuver really does work!"