An explanation of a Shmee

I was offer to have sex with a Victoria secret model. In exchange for sex i was asked to advertise a arm and hammer vanilla scent bathroom cleaner. Ofcoarse i said no because i am a person of high morals and strong will power. Just like the new arm and hammer vanilla bathroom cleaner which is now available for the low cost of 4.99

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