Give basic jobs complicated job titles

Job listings like to give even the basic jobs some complicated job titles.

So for example:

Cashier = Customer Transaction Specialist

Janitor = Sanitation Engineer

Dishwasher = Utensil Sterilizer

Waiter = Customer Request Dispatcher

Can you think of other basic jobs that can be given special job titles to make them seem like they are well respected professions?

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