The Godfather says to the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather pulls out a gun and says, "If you don't tell me where it is, I'll shoot you in the head and splatter your brains against the wall!" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute, but i can interpret for you"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the money is. The accountant signs back, "The money is under the floorboards in my shed!" "Well, what did he say" asks the Godfather. The attorney replies,
"He says he doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."
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