I once dated a beautiful girl, a smoking hot girl.
I was at the beginning of dating and you know how all dating begins. You want to impress your girl!
I took her to eat at fancy restaurant, bought flowers, perfumes, bracelets etc.
There was a moment that I was spending so much with her that the Mastercard guy called me and then ask:
"So man... did you already f**ked her?!"
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