While drinking at a bar one night a guy is approached by a beautiful woman who starts flirting with him. They talk for a while, have a few drinks, and at the end of the night the girl invites him back to her apartment. The get to the young ladies apartment and immediately begin to have hot, passionate sex. When they are through the girl gets up to get a drink of water and the guy pulls out a cigarette.
"Do you happen to have a lighter?" He asks.
"Check the bedside table."
The man opens the drawer and finds a picture of a scary looking marine staring back at him.
"Oh shit! Is this your husband?"
"No, that was me before the operation!"
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