A guy walks into a bar...

There's a sign there that reads:

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Grilled Cheese - $2

Handjob - $10

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He asks the petite bartender "Are you the little lady that gives the handjobs?"

Bartneder says "Why yes I am hun."

Guy says "well, wash those fuckin' hands and make me a grilled cheese"

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