A young girl who wears skirts every day asks her mom, "mom, can I climb that tree?"
Mom answers, "no, the boys will be looking at your underwear".
Next day:
Daughter: "Mom, I'm going to climb the tree today."
Mom: "But the boys will be looking at your underwear!"
Daughter: "I'm sure they won't."
Mom: "How can you be so sure?"
Daughter: "I already took them off."
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