Get into heaven on a bad day

A man comes home early from work only to find his wife's clothes scattered across the living room along with someone else's. In a fury he rushes to the bedroom to see his wife laying in bed naked begging him to calm down.

The man in a furious rage ignores his wife trying to find the man who had banged his wife. He goes to the balcony and finds a man hanging from the edge 6 stories up completely naked. The naked man pleads with him to pull him up but the husband forces the man's hands free causing him to fall.

Miraculously the naked man's fall was cushioned by the bushes below only giving him a few scraps. In a blind rage the husband runs back into the room and grabs a large trunk and tosses it over the balcony where it proceeds to fall on the man below killing him. Right after the husband tosses the trunk over the balcony he dies from a heart attack from all the strain.

In Heaven, Peter greets new arrivals. The husband walks up to him and tells him about the incident and begs Peter to show forgiveness and let him in. Peter smiles at the man and tells him that if a person dies while having a really bad day then they are allowed immediate access to heaven. The husband enters into the pearly gates behind him.

Next in line the naked man steps up. Peter laughs and asks what happened to him. The man told Peter "You won't believe this, I was practicing naked yoga on my balcony on the 9th floor of the apartments I live in when I slipped and fell off the edge. Thankfully I grabbed the sixth floors balcony edge on the way down trying to save myself. Suddenly a man in a furious rage came outside and threw me off his balcony. If it wasn't for the bushes below I would have died for sure but again I was saved. I guess the guy didn't like that so he threw a huge trunk at me and here I am." Peter laughed and told him to go on in.

A third man walked up to Peter and told him "Man I was having a great day, started banging this really hot chick I met at the bar and then suddenly she tells me to hide in her trunk. I panicked and did as she asked but next thing I know it felt as if I was falling and I woke up here."

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