Clinton, Jefferson, and Lincoln were on the Titanic with their wives. When it started sinking, Clinton grabbed the other two men and they all got onto a life boat. Jefferson says to them, "Should wait for the women?" Lincoln replies, "Ah, screw em!"Clinton then says ,"Do you think we'll have time?"
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