3 guys, Andy, Bob and Calvin were stuck in the desert when their vehicle broke down. They started wandering around and saw an old hut. They decided to head there to see if there was any food or water. Bob and Calvin headed to the back of the house while Andy knocked on the door.
An old ugly toothless woman opened the door. Andy stated his requests and the old woman agreed but on one condition: That he would fuck her until she came. Andy was obviously disgusted but he figured that they would die pretty soon without any food or water. He sees some corn on the table and tells the old woman that he will do it but she has to close her eyes throughout.
The old lady agrees and strips, spreading her legs for Andy. He takes the corn and shoves in and out furiously until she comes. Before she opens her eyes, he threw the corn out of the window. The old lady is satisfied and gives Andy containers full of food of water.
As Andy heads out, he sees his Bob and Calvin waiting for him. "Where did you go Andy? We found the best corn ever just behind the house!"
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