Gerrard, a young Parisian stud, books himself a couple of weeks at a coastal nudist colony to work on the tan (and the ladies) but on his first day he realises his member looks like a milk bottle compared to the rest of his tanned, toned body - he doesn't believe in sunbeds and you can't exactly bathe naked on the banks of the Sienne. Thinking quickly, he finds a quite cove of the resort, covers his bits in factor 2 and burries himself in the sand, leaving just his cock and balls sticking out. Shortly thereafter two old ladies happen by.
"Well would you look at that?" says one. "A cock, just there on the beach like that."
"I know." Says the other. "When I was twenty I'd do anything for one. When I was thirty it had to be the right one. When I was forty I had to work for one. When I was fifty I couldn't get one..."
"Aye" says the other woman. "And now the fuckers are growing wild!"
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