He picks out a 6-pack and walks nervously to the register. The cashier rings up the beer, "$9.88," and eyes the stubble on the teens face, "ID?"
Moment of truth; time to see if this is the second best $50 the teen ever sent to a Chinese website. The cashier takes the ID from the teen and flips it around to get a good look.
"Birthday: hmm only 22 huh?" He slides it through the scanner and winks at the teen. "We take extra precautions with the young ones, especially the boys."
The teen swallows hard and fumbles with his debit card, surprised by how thorough he's being checked.
"Strip down, and face front."
The panicked teen takes one look at the grinning cashier before dropping his shorts in compliance.
The cashier screams "I meant your debit card!" and quickly calls the police.
The teen was then arrested for public indecency and was tried as an adult.
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