More than one punchline?

I'm looking for jokes that have more than one punchline.

One option is jokes that have two different endings, both funny (e.g.: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2uuii3/a_man_goes_to_prison_joke_with_two_opposite/)

A second option is jokes that don't end after the first punchline and continue on to a second punchline (e.g.: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1dcjht/moms_birthday_gifts/)

There may be more options. Do you know of any jokes that fit these criteria?

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