Georgia & Alabama Students

A Georgia student sees an ad in the paper... a river cruise for
only $100. He goes to the company and says, "I'd like the $100
river cruise." After paying his $100, the cashier jumps out and
knocks him in the head with a club. The cashier wraps the
Georgia student in a sheet, drags him to the back door, and
throws him into the river.


A few minutes latter, an Alabama student comes in and asks for
the river cruise. He also pays $100, gets knocked in the head,
wrapped in a sheet, and thrown into the river.


The students are floating down the river together when they
regain consciousness. The Georgia student says, "Do you think
they will serve any meals on this cruise?" The Alabama student
says, "Well, I doubt it. They didn't last year."