One day a man was walking down the beach and came upon an old lamp. remembering the stories of how these lamps contain genies, he began to rub it and out popped a genie. the genie,looking annoyed, said "you are the fifth person this month to awaken me and i am tired of granting wishes. i am going to grant you only one wish so make it a good one".the man pondered for a moment and finally spoke, "i like to travel to hawaii so build me my own personnel bridge there". the genie, in a bewildered voice said "you must be crazy, it is impossible to build a bridge across the pacific ocean. do you realize how deep the water is? there would be no where to anchor the bridge supports. you must make another wish".
the man thinks for a few minutes and then turns to the genie and asks "well then, tell me the secret to satisfying women. i want to know how to keep them happy and content".
the genie looks at the man and says " do you want that bridge four lanes or six lanes.
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