A constipated man, with a bad marijuana habit, discovered a genie in a bottle. When the genie granted the man one, and only one, wish, he stood there thinking for about 5 minutes. Finally, the genie said, "Look, what's the holdup, I don't have all day", the man responded " I can't decide whether to shit or get off the pot."
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