3 people were standing on a magical bridge over a magical river. When you jumped off this bridge, whatever you said next, you would land on. The first guy jumps off, yells "pillow!" and lands on a giant pillow and floats away. The second guy jumps off, yells "trampoline!" and bounces off it onto the bank. The third guy tries to get a running start when he jumps, but trips and yells "Oh Shit!"
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