General Custer's Wife

So General Custer's wife goes to an artist and asks the man to draw her husband's finally words.

A few days later, she returns to the artist. The painting he's made consists of several piles of manure that have halos, and a group of Native Americans that appear to be having sex.

Irate, she yells at the artist. "I asked you to paint my husband's final words!"

"Ma'am," the artist says, "General Custer's final words were 'Holy shit, look at all those fucking Indians!'"

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