So... a newly wed deaf and dumb couple are lying in bed on they're wedding night.
"both very sexually inexperienced"
The wife says (deaf and dumb voice) If you wanna have sex with me touch my nipple once ....if you don't wanna have sex with me touch my nipple twice ...
Husband says (deaf and dumb voice)..."okay"..... If you wanna have sex with me touch my penis once .... if you don't wanna have sex with me touch my penis 467 times......
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