Gender for Objects

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.


For example...


1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often overinflated.


4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.


5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.


6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.


7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.