God was walking through the Garden of Eden, when he saw Adam reclined under a tree.
"Hey God" says Adam. "Eve and I just discovered the most amazing thing which we call sex".
"That's wonderful" replies God. "Where is Eve now?"
"Oh, she is cleaning herself up in the river" says Adam.
"Damn", says God "I will never get the smell out of those fish"
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