Gandhi was very weak because of his self-imposed protest diet. He never wore shoes, and when he did they were roughly made monks's sandals, so his feet were very sore. Lastly, because he ate so little, he had rather bad breath.
So, in other words, Gandhi was a super fragile callused mystic hexed by halitosis.
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