Guy comes home, only to find everything he owns tossed out into the yard. He storms in and asks his girlfriend "Why is all my stuff outside" She says "I kicked you out". "Why ?", he asks. "Because I found out that you are a pedophile". "Pedophile ?? That's an awful big word for a ten year-old"...
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