Seen in window of appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work." On a coin operated coffee machine: "No cups - the management." Below that was hand written: "No management - the cups" Side of a manure truck: "B.S. Trucking" At one of our local cemeteries theres a big sign as your going to pass it: "DRIVE CAREFULLY- WE CAN WAIT!" Once saw a sign on the road, don't know what it was for or what, but it said: "FREE POSTER WITH RECTAL" Sign on back of water carrier truck: "CAREFUL, you are now passing water!" This is a bumper sticker on a pickup truck here in Houston: "It's time to pull over and change the air in your head." In this tiny town of Portales, NM we had a new restaurant open up. It's sign read: "Cold Coffee Burnt Salad Bad Food Daily Specials" Although it was just to catch people's eyes and make them laugh, the business did not even last 3 months.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.