A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted
to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new
business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in
Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he
had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he
was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake,
but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere
there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers
with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
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