My grandma lives in a nursing home cuz she got several kinds of dementia, 99% of the time she stares at something distant and quietly repeats what we've just said to her.
Last time we visited her my mother asked what they had eaten yesterday, when my grandma remembered correctly my mother said "It's great you remember! I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday."
Without missing a beat my gandma looks my mom straight in the eyes and says "That's how it starts!"
It's the little things that count.
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