In comes a portly customer who claims he fits one size smaller than the tailor's estimate. Even as the tailor argues with him, the customer insists sizing down will make him look skinnier. The tailor, exasperated that he can't convince this guy to get proper fitting pants, cries out:
"EURIPIDES PANTS, YOU PAY FOR THEM!"
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