From the Instruction Manual for Men: "If your boyfriend is on the toilet taking a dump, up to half an hour is normal. If it should ever take longer than that, go over, gently knock at the toilet door and ask without arousing suspicion...

Marriage is...

Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.

Cherry Brandy

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A philosopher,...

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in...

I wanted to know...

Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it.

Godzilla Walks...

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So anyone know...

About enough to break the ice...........

I got a black...

I burned my hand on the stove.

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A blonde goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I...

There was a...

The big guy just happens to glance down and notice the little guys huge dick...

Macho Man

What is a more macho man? At the critical moment when he can't get it up,...