A blonde goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!"
She touched her shoulder, and it hurt. She touched her leg, and it hurt. She touched her neck, and it hurt.
The doctor looked at her and said, "Your finger is broken."
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