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I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.

I am loyal to my employer at all costs.Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.

Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every day. I couldn't work under those conditions.

Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.

My goal is to be a meteorologist, but since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.

Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.

The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

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